Attention, Haruno Sakura.

Care to make a deal?

You know where to find me.

Oh, and do not worry about the zombies getting him before you reply, I am taking pot shots at them from the roof of the cabin.

*invades Uchiha's personal space*

*doesn't blink for an uncomfortably long time*

Hey. Uchiha.

You got a purdy mouth.

Squeal like a pig.

( Uchiha has no honor. )

...Uchiha...

You make this far, far too easy. It is almost cheating for me to simply /call attention to it./

This is beginning to lose its novelty and thus its amusement factor.

Are you /flooding/ the world with your gayness so that we get bored with it and stop making fun of you?

Because it is beginning to work.

( sigh. )

Okay. I was gone last night to scout the perimeter. So I missed a few things. Time to talk.

Who turned the homophobe with the hat gay?

What have you done to Haku?

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HELLLOOOOOOO LADIES!

WHO HERE LOVES BADGERS?

MEET ME IN CABIN #2! I GUARANTEE THREE SCREAMING ORGASMS IF YOU BRING MUSHROOMS!

Tenjou, we need to have a little chat about that picture of Uchiha you posted earlier beforeIhaveapanicattackbecauseIthinkitturnedmegay.

I believe I require your assistance with regard to something related to it.

That is all.

Also, this music hurts my ears. I may have to use zombie fingers for earplugs.

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This went much more smoothly than I could have hoped.


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